It's My Fucking Birthday Party Sash Faux Leather It's made from professional makeup-grade

It's made from professional makeup-grade silicone and cast from a real flaccid penis with a veiny

streamlined silhouette that makes your arms appear more slender

and rosewood to stimulate your senses and get you ready to spend some quality time together

45cm / 46"-49" bust

Looking to spice things up a little more

It's My Fucking Birthday Party Sash Faux Leather It's made from professional makeup-gradeLet everyone know what time it is with the It's My Fucking Birthday Party Sash! This sleek and cheeky gold trimmed party sash proudly proclaims that it's your special day with a combination of white block letters and gold cursive script. It drapes softly over your clothes so the birthday outfit you meticulously planned out can still shine and is perfect for helping your friends find you if you get separated from the group while enjoying the