Bring Out Your Dead Long Sleeve T-Shirt (Unisex) polytheism a sci-fi believer

a sci-fi believer

I enjoy the finer things in life

I smell like wet dog

Gimme a break already

Sit down & shut up

Bring Out Your Dead Long Sleeve T-Shirt (Unisex) polytheism a sci-fi believerEmbrace the delightfully dark humor of adulthood with a shirt that perfectly captures the mundane reality of weekly chores through a brilliantly macabre historical lens. This tee cleverly merges the grim history of 1348 with the highly relatable, modern day routine of municipal curbside collection. It is the ultimate statement piece for history buffs, dark comedy enthusiasts, and anyone who feels that dragging the bins out every Tuesday and Thursday